'Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board' is a gleaming chameleon – a strong turquoise to pink duochrome glow with blue glass flakes and silver holographic flakes over a woody green base. This one looks very different depending on lighting.
(chanting) Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
– Holy shit.
– You guys, it’s not working.
– Shut up, or you’re gonna fall.
– How do I get down?!